Jenn Niffer

She writes wonderful babbylogue, and two of her numbers are tickling my DouglasAdamsApple :)

I’ve known Jenn Niffer since she was a zygote. She’s annoyed me ever since.

why is she suddenly stalking me?

As interesting a character as he seemed to be, and as much as I love reading about ‘im…he gave high school and college students everywhere an excuse to be annoying. Not questioning and intelligent, intentionally annoying. Not that it isn’t fun, mind you.

She didn’t come get me when she watched Psycho. That loser. Now, things are really awkward between me and aemanuel87. Now she’s putting on her earbuds and listening to her stupid iPod and drinking her stupid contaminated bottled water. That loser. I don’t heart her deep down at all. She’s laughing at me, and this hearts my feelings. She says I’m writing stream of consciousness, but really, I’m writing stream of awkwardness, because now things are awkward between me and aemanuel87. And I guess I’m supposed to keep going. I have more to say. About not seeing Psycho. Because she didn’t come get me when she decided to watch it. Because she hates my guts. And this makes me sad. And she’s laughing because I am sad, and this makes me sadder. Apparently, she doesn’t think sadder is a word. Paper-cutted. Haha. Improper grammar is teh k001. 1 and l look exactly the same. Whoo. What are you looking at, aemanuel87? The fake plant? Is that a fake plant. Taste it. I can stop now. Goodbye.

1. why is she so freakin awesome?
2. How could she find the book in the library that hasn’t been checked out in the longest?
3. How come i never have a comeback for your face?
and finally
4. when will people realize that we have the effin coolest major ever known to man?

Okay, there are a couple.

1) How did she get so cool?
2) Why haven’t you taught me yet?
3) How come only cool people have our major?
4) Your face.

That last one wasn’t a question, but I think you get the point. The end.